N5D25D90 (AKA n5d25d90, AKA Nick D******, AKA The Enfiveinator) is a fanfiction writer from Wisconsin. He is freaking awesome; there is no denying it. He is also typing this post.
1990-2003
Nick was born in Wisconsin, the land of bubblers, badgers, and cannibals. He enjoys writing, drawing, playing videogames, chatting on forums, and posting bullshit like this. He is also not gay.
In 1996 (or perhaps 1997) he had been mistakenly accused of being mentally challenged by a teacher. Though studies have not been shown whether or not this is actually true, it is quite possible he has ADD or some such shit and no one knows about it. Not even him.
Despite his strange behavior and the retarded claims (pun intended), he still proved himself to be intelligent enough to not fall under a C in any class throughout grade school. He has even been in the Honor Roll several times throughout grade school.
So if you call him an idiot, please note that he is, in fact, NOT an idiot. He's just got more book smarts than street smarts.
2004
Nick stumbled upon a Danny Phantom forum called Invisable Love (this is not a typo; that is really how "invisible" was spelled on that site) regarding the relationship of Danny Fenton and Sam Manson. This is how Nick got into the Overall Fandom Community in general.
Despite the fact that Nick had been a fan of some shit before, he had NOT been involved in any fandoms, so the basics of fandom (fanart, fanfiction, etc.) were all new to him. And what better way to learn how fandoms work than to have Danny Phantom be the first fandom you're involved in? Especially in the year Two-Thousand-Fucking-Four.
Eventually, Nick would end up jumping fandoms to an even better television show as he found himself falling for his second favorite couple (in terms of "in order of favoriting"), Beast Boy/Raven. Ultimately, he would become fans of at least 100 pairings throughout his fandom career.
2005-2008
Nick continued to support more and more pairings, as well as fandoms. Over these years he has become a part of several fandoms, including the Sonic fandom, the franchize being one he had actually been a fan of virtually all his life. However, he does believe that the Sonic Fanbase is one of the worst fanbases in the history of mankind, considering all of the ignorant idiots who use 4Kids and Archie Comics as resources rather than the people they SHOULD be using for research (especially when it comes to Tails' gender or whether or not Robotnik and Eggman are the same person), as well as considering all of the people who complain about Jason Griffith.
2009
Nick is currently in college, and is hoping for a degree in English. Wish him luck. He demands it.
Saturday, May 9, 2009
The Wishful Thinking Theory
The Wishful Thinking Theory states that if a dweebish, geeky, or outcasted character is known for having some sort of relationship with the Hot Goth, he's probably considered cute and has a wide variety of fans (considering the fanbase he is in), which includes fangirls that:
A) want to pounce on him.
B) want yaoi fanservice from him and another male character.
Examples of these dweebish types are as follows:
1. Cody
2. Danny Fenton
3. Beast Boy
4. Tim McGee
The reason behind the title of this theory is that it gives real life geeks false hope that they will someday have legions of fangirls.
A) want to pounce on him.
B) want yaoi fanservice from him and another male character.
Examples of these dweebish types are as follows:
1. Cody
2. Danny Fenton
3. Beast Boy
4. Tim McGee
The reason behind the title of this theory is that it gives real life geeks false hope that they will someday have legions of fangirls.
The Hot Goth Theory
The Hot Goth Theory is a one of the Enfiveinator's Theories of Fandom. It states that most fictional Goths (most likely a poser or an uncharacteristically happy Goth) are more often than not attractive, despite the common stereotype used for Goths.
In fact, these Goths are so attractive that not only do they have legions of male fans talking about how hot they are and how much they wish the characters in question were real, but they also have lesbians and nine-year-olds wanting to have a good ol' time with them.
Examples of "sexeh n' scareh" types on television:
1. Sam Manson
2. Gwen
3. Raven Roth
4. Abby S.
5. Your Mom
In fact, these Goths are so attractive that not only do they have legions of male fans talking about how hot they are and how much they wish the characters in question were real, but they also have lesbians and nine-year-olds wanting to have a good ol' time with them.
Examples of "sexeh n' scareh" types on television:
1. Sam Manson
2. Gwen
3. Raven Roth
4. Abby S.
5. Your Mom
Friday, May 8, 2009
The When In Doubt Theory
The When In Doubt Theory is a very important theory that all must consider. In fact, it's so important it's almost fact.
The When In Doubt Theory states that if a character is so ambiguous that you don't know his/her gender... it's a guy.
Examples:
1. Miles "Tails" Prower
2. Bridget
3. Kirby
4. Chris Crocker
5. Every Yaoi character in any Yaoi manga ever made
...
What? No links?
The When In Doubt Theory states that if a character is so ambiguous that you don't know his/her gender... it's a guy.
Examples:
1. Miles "Tails" Prower
2. Bridget
3. Kirby
4. Chris Crocker
5. Every Yaoi character in any Yaoi manga ever made
...
What? No links?
The Certainty Theory
The Certainty Theory states that if there are at least two characters in a fandom, someone will hook them up, regardless of gender. Likewise, if there are at least three characters in a fandom, there will always be people who will argue over which pairing is the best one.
For example, if by some miraculous means Sonic the Hedgehog only had Sonic and Robotnik as the characters of the series (like in the original Sonic the Hedgehog game), eventually someone would yaoi that shit out. Likewise, if, after Sonic the Hedgehog 2, only Sonic, Robotnik, and Tails would exist in the Sonic fandom for all eternity, people would argue among Sails, Sonik, and Robotails. Don't laugh; you know it's true.
For example, if by some miraculous means Sonic the Hedgehog only had Sonic and Robotnik as the characters of the series (like in the original Sonic the Hedgehog game), eventually someone would yaoi that shit out. Likewise, if, after Sonic the Hedgehog 2, only Sonic, Robotnik, and Tails would exist in the Sonic fandom for all eternity, people would argue among Sails, Sonik, and Robotails. Don't laugh; you know it's true.
The Equal Opportunities Theory
The Equal Opportunities Theory states that in virtually every western cartoon and childrens' sitcom worth watching, ever since political correctness started hammering down on our beloved animators, NEEDS to have:
A) a token black guy.
B) a token Goth poser.
C) a token geekwad.
D) a token "normal" guy.
Interestingly enough, the token Goth poser is often quite attractive, quite contrary to a common Goth stereotype.
Also, A and C tend to be interchangeable at times, and the token Goth poser may be replaced with any female with a mean streak and/or an attitude problem. Like Moze, for example.
A) a token black guy.
B) a token Goth poser.
C) a token geekwad.
D) a token "normal" guy.
Interestingly enough, the token Goth poser is often quite attractive, quite contrary to a common Goth stereotype.
Also, A and C tend to be interchangeable at times, and the token Goth poser may be replaced with any female with a mean streak and/or an attitude problem. Like Moze, for example.
The Jack Spicer Theory
The Jack Spicer Theory is one of the Enfiveinator's Theories of Fandom. The theory states that if a fandom has a main antagonist, he will eventually become trumped by much darker antagonists in the future. Sure, that guy may seem like an ass now, but one day you'll go up against an even bigger ass, and the first guy will start to look like a flimsy piece of shit. And when more and more badass villains come into play, the main antagonist will slowly degenerate into a lowly comic relief.
Another thing that binds these villains together is the fact that if this newcomer decides he wants to take over the world, the main antagonist won't get to, and thus the villain will actually team up with his archnemesis to take down the greater power.
Though this theory occurs more often than not, it is not absolute, as some villains tend to stay top dog throughout the fandom, no matter how badass the newcomers get. However, it shall be noted that more often than not, even these villains tend to help out the heroes from time to time.
Poor saps that fall into this category: Jack Spicer, Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik, King Bowser Koopa, King Dedede, Vlad Masters and many more.
Please note that I am NOT saying that these villains are terrible. In fact, they are all among the most beloved in their respective fandom. The information in this theory is based off of their storyline in their particular fandom.
Another thing that binds these villains together is the fact that if this newcomer decides he wants to take over the world, the main antagonist won't get to, and thus the villain will actually team up with his archnemesis to take down the greater power.
Though this theory occurs more often than not, it is not absolute, as some villains tend to stay top dog throughout the fandom, no matter how badass the newcomers get. However, it shall be noted that more often than not, even these villains tend to help out the heroes from time to time.
Poor saps that fall into this category: Jack Spicer, Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik, King Bowser Koopa, King Dedede, Vlad Masters and many more.
Please note that I am NOT saying that these villains are terrible. In fact, they are all among the most beloved in their respective fandom. The information in this theory is based off of their storyline in their particular fandom.
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