Friday, May 8, 2009

The Equal Opportunities Theory

The Equal Opportunities Theory states that in virtually every western cartoon and childrens' sitcom worth watching, ever since political correctness started hammering down on our beloved animators, NEEDS to have:

A) a token black guy.

B) a token Goth poser.

C) a token geekwad.

D) a token "normal" guy.

Interestingly enough, the token Goth poser is often quite attractive, quite contrary to a common Goth stereotype.

Also, A and C tend to be interchangeable at times, and the token Goth poser may be replaced with any female with a mean streak and/or an attitude problem. Like Moze, for example.

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