Friday, May 8, 2009

The Certainty Theory

The Certainty Theory states that if there are at least two characters in a fandom, someone will hook them up, regardless of gender. Likewise, if there are at least three characters in a fandom, there will always be people who will argue over which pairing is the best one.

For example, if by some miraculous means Sonic the Hedgehog only had Sonic and Robotnik as the characters of the series (like in the original Sonic the Hedgehog game), eventually someone would yaoi that shit out. Likewise, if, after Sonic the Hedgehog 2, only Sonic, Robotnik, and Tails would exist in the Sonic fandom for all eternity, people would argue among Sails, Sonik, and Robotails. Don't laugh; you know it's true.

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